bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via sleepsinposies)

satsook:

uploads on here too bc i dont knwo what im doing with my life anymore
also i should probably mention that i based htis off a hc i saw somewhere i cnat remember where btu thank u so much for that whoever u are

satsook:

uploads on here too bc i dont knwo what im doing with my life anymore

also i should probably mention that i based htis off a hc i saw somewhere i cnat remember where btu thank u so much for that whoever u are

thecatprince:

And out of no where, a Uzunon yakuza AU is created.
Uzu is a pretty scary mob boss, but his wife is even worse ^q^

thecatprince:

And out of no where, a Uzunon yakuza AU is created.

Uzu is a pretty scary mob boss, but his wife is even worse ^q^

(via honnouji-gakuen)

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

babyferaligator:

what the fuck is wrong with that cow

(Source: gastropoda, via onebecamenone)

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via allhailthepenguinking)

idreamofjimmy:

When your celebrity idols reveal their inner fandom nerds

(via sleepsinposies)

arctic-hands:

ultrafacts:

10 Things we will all miss from our childhood..

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Are you happy you made me cry you sick son/daughter/gender neutral progeny of a bitch/bastard/gender neutral insult.  

(via q-is-a-letter)

tennants-hair:

i want someone to play with my hair and have deep conversations with me at 4am and murder people and have harry potter marathons and cuddle

awesome-o-clock:

arcticmonkies:

Do my dark undereye circles and unwashed hair turn you on

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(via tennants-hair)